All I can say is, what in the world has happened to my life! This past Saturday, dad and the boy they call Wyatt, left the house, when they returned, they brought home the most obnoxious creature I have ever met, no, not the little hippie girl! This little creature looks like someone hit her in the face with a sledgehammer! To make matters worse, she has a fetish for my tail, I’m now having to walk and sit with my tail between my legs. If not, she’s biting on my tail and pulling me like I’m some sort of a pull toy! At first, I thought she was just going to visit, then leave, however, the longer she’s here, the more I think I may be stuck with her! Dad just laughs every time she pulls my tail, he thinks it’s the funniest thing he's ever seen. Yeah dad, let me bite you in the butt and lets see how your sense of humor is afterwards. One benefit, the little tail biter seems to have a thing for snipping at the furball’s manhood! I haven’t seen bucking like that since bad Grams ate spoiled sushi! So what was it dad? Pooping on the dining room floor? My body odor? Waking you up early on Saturday mornings? My bunny poop addiction? I know I can be difficult at times, but you had to bring a newer model in to replace your little princey girl? I’m thinking if calling Immigration, I heard dad tell mom, the gremlin didn’t come with papers. Great, not only am I being replaced, I’m being replaced by an illegal alien! How am I supposed to compete with an illegal? The little hippie girl is so happy about the serial tail biting pipsqueak, the first words out of her mouth when she saw her was “does this mean we can have Princess killed?” Princess killed? What is she, British royalty? Mom’s all goo goo eyed over the new arrival as well! I mean really, if I didn’t poop on the floor, smell like dead snails, have a tendency to wake mom and dad up on weekends, and eat rabbit poop like it was kettle corn, I’d be the perfect pet! I wonder if I could get a discount for multiple beatings from the Pit Bull? Stay tuned, I will not go down without a fight!