Well, I finally found out what a Mimseigh is! A Mimseigh is when you are removed from the home, shrunk to one quarter your original size, then returned with a much better attitude! Imagine Rosie O’Donnell disappearing for a while, coming back as a plus sized model, and a whole lot less obnoxious! You would say “Rosie’s been Mimseighed!” Better yet, imagine Whoopi disappearing, coming back the size of Gary Coleman, only less offensive! You’d say “ole Whoopi’s been Mimseighrd!” This is what happened to Crunchface! They brought her back home after being gone for weeks, she’s one quarter the size she once was! I think the poor thing may have gotten some shock therapy! She has a much better disposition! To make matters worse, the whole family is rubbing it in Crunchface’s face! They’re all calling her Mimseigh! Talk about cruel and unusual punishment. Here’s the really strange part, Crunchface thinks I’m her mom! She’s been trying to latch on every chance she gets! The bad thing, she’s latching on in all the wrong places! Another strange thing, I’m feeling some maternal instincts here! No, I'm not going to be running over to exchange recipes with Madonna anytime soon, but motherly just the same. This could really cramp my style. I better fly right, the last thing I want, is to be Mimseighed!