Teeth are jutting out, seething with anger! Curses, RATFARTS! It seems dear old mom, left town without taking me with her! All Summer (the season, not the little hippie girl) long, mom has been talking how she and her BFF were going to Disney World! I’ve been looking forward to this trip for months, and she just ups and leaves with Leann. Yeah, the same Leann who muscled in on my swim time with mom earlier this Summer (season not hippie) Now it’s Leann eating with Pooh at a magical buffet! To think mom left dad to take care of Summer (hippie not season) and the boy they call Wyatt. How many humans does it take to open a can of corn? Apparently two! Summer (hippie not season) and dad were trying their best to pry a can open! Then once dad was able to pry the lid far enough for the corn to fall out, he acted as if he solved world hunger! Speaking of hunger, to further state my protest, I will be going on a hunger strike! I will only eat enough food to enable me to poop on the dining room floor. I wonder if I can Ebay my Mickey ears?