Things have settled down here at the house! What with the meth lab controversy solved and all! I guess I’m glad mom and dad are on the up and up, but I do have to admit, I was getting a rush on the thought of being in an outlaw gang! What a story it would have made, maybe a movie of the week! Don Knotts could have done the voice over for the furball. Someone sultry for me, maybe Angelina Jolie! I could see it now, the furball making a total nuisance of himself, crying all the time. I’m sure I would have had to whack him to prevent him from snitching on the rest of us! Then of course, someone would have to do the voice of the pit bull, maybe Clint Eastwood. The producers would have to get someone to play those little pole dancers down the street, I wonder if the Richie and Hilton girls are still in show biz? If they could make Betty White mean, she could have played grams. I’m smelling an Emmy! Maybe not, it could be the new dog food? It makes me kind of gassy. Gotta run, chow baby!