Well here I sit on the couch, with my most pitiful, not going to Disney World look on my face I can muster. I suppose I could close my eyes and imagine I was riding all those fabulous rides, eating dinner with Mickey, rubbing Pooh’s belly, taking in all the parades. But I’m not going to let this bring me down, who needs to go to Florida to have a good time! Why there’s plenty of great stuff to do right here. I think I’ll go out to the garage and eat my lunch with a real mouse! Afterwards, I’ll go ride the tinkling rabbit hutch. Later, I’ll play scratch n sniff your ears. If I have enough energy, I’ll play who wants a poopy floor? Everybody knows there’s nothing better than listening to the Howling Half breed! Who am I trying to fool? I’m stuck here with the halfwit furball, while mom is off gallivanting at Walt’s place! Woe is me, curses!