I cannot believe the way this day is starting! First off, the furball got to sleep upstairs again, apparently my protests are going unnoticed. The Pit bull, who most of you know I met while in lock up when the family went on vacation without me, has blown me off. He told me if I ever needed anything, to just call and he’d come running! Well I do need something! I need the furball to pay for his disrespectful attitude! The pit bull sent a text saying him and his "old lady" were going to try to patch things together and make things work. Well I need for doctors to have to try to patch the furball back together! Not only has he been sticking his tongue out at me every morning, he totally embarrassed me last week in front of the church kids while they were sitting around the pool trying to find God! I didn’t even know he was lost, and I certainly didn’t know he was out by the pool! Anyway, back to the furball, mom’s taking him to get a bath and a haircut this morning, meanwhile, I’m covered in yeast again! So much for all the different food she’s been giving me. I’ve got more yeast on my body than a Krispy Kreme getting ready for a cop convention. I guess the pit bull really wasn’t my type, I mean really, who likes all those chains and leather straps, and he did have a drooling problem. I guess there’s more than one way to skin a furball! Gotta run!