Wow, what a day! I am as excited as one of those contestants on the Price is Right! I still have a bone to pick with Bob Barker, but that’s a story for another day. Anyway, I overheard dad saying he was going to miss his favorite boy and girl when they were away at church camp this weekend. I knew I improved from one week of Bible study to the next, but who knew I’d get invited to go to camp! I can’t believe how much packing I have to do; there’s the sun screen, the bug spray, and all the other unmentionables a girls needs when she’s off to camp. I can’t wait to see the furball’s face when me and the boy leave for camp tomorrow. In fact, I’ve been practicing different ways to stick my tongue out at him as I saunter out to the garage to get into the car. I’ve also been thinking of some scary stories for sitting around the campfire with the kids, my two favorites are the Headless Dogcatcher and the Tell Tale Heart Worm. Just think, three whole days away from the night crier, just me, the boy and the rest of the church kids. I better pack my pepper spray, you never know when you might run into a dim witted creature of a lesser blood line with an overactive libido! It’s bad enough I have to live with such a creature, let alone get attacked in the woods by one! Hopefully, the girl they call Summer, (what, were they hippies in their earlier days?) doesn’t get her feelings hurt over this. She’s a sweet kid, but come on, how can she compete with this total package? Since I will be away at camp, I probably won’t be able to post anything until Monday. I’m so excited, I better go eat some rabbit poop to take the edge off, gotta go!