I have never been so blind sided before in my life! This morning I had my bags packed and was ready to walk out the door, when out of no where, the girl they call Summer jumps in the car and steals my place at camp! RAT FARTS!!! Before the girl pulled a fast one, I had already given the furball a good tongue wagging and was just waiting for the valet (dad) to carry my bags to the car. I guess dad felt so sorry for the girl, he didn’t have the heart to tell her she couldn’t go. Afterward, to add to my humiliation, the dim witted furball was grinning and sticking his tongue out at me! I understand not wanting to hurt the girl’s feelings, but come on, the church kids were expecting me! Not only will the kids miss me, I kind of made arrangements to meet the pit bull for a little skinny dipping after lights out! Lights out is just a suggestion anyway! This is just terrible, what was once going to be an exciting weekend has now turned into a weekend stuck in the house with Forrest Hump! Curses! Gotta run, I have to get furball’s bowl back in front of the curio cabinet.