I have had just about all I can take from the little hippie girl they call Summer! Last night, she tells mom; “we should make Princess an outdoor dog, she stinks1” Well, just give me a few minutes while I gather a few of my favorite things, and I’ll be letting myself out! I think not! Let’s see here, you’re the hippie, and you want me to be an outdoor dog? Correct me if I’m wrong, isn’t it your ilk who loves sleeping outdoors? Does Woodstock ring a bell? Just because you might like frolicking in the mud and grass, doesn’t mean I would! I know you think everything is “groovy man", but for me, I think I will continue to live right here indoors! Why doesn’t the little hippie go live in a Volkswagen van? As if her wanting me to go live outside wasn’t bad enough, I think the little tree hugger slipped something in my water bowl! I was tripping big time, I started seeing selective double! One of her friends came over last night, as soon as she arrived, I started seeing double of just the friend all night! It was weird, one vision was wearing one outfit and the other a different one! The little hippie knew what she had done and was messing with my mind! One time she would call the vision one name, such as Sierra, and then the next minute she would be calling the other vision Michaela! This was almost enough to make me swear off magical rabbit pellets! One of the “friends” who I was seeing double of, kept complaining I smelled like Fritos! I think mom and I may have to have an intervention with the hippie, just to set her straight as to who’s the one working her way outside! Outdoor dog? I think not! Outdoor hippie? Sounds more natural to me.