I can’t believe how long it’s been since last I posted! With the little bag of wrinkles on my tail at all hours and storms continuously rolling through, my nerves are just shot! It seems everyone here in the house has been on edge. Just the other day, I left mom a little surprise on the dining room floor, nothing new, right? Oh no, you would have thought I left the surprise in her corn flakes! She started with kicking at my bed, telling me I’m a bad girl! I was thinking; yeah, yeah, I’m bad, now get over it, and get to cleaning up the dining room! Well, she didn’t stop with the kicking, she picked me up, took me to the dining room, put my nose close enough to my dirty business to really make me worry! For a second, I thought I was going to have to hold my breath, or else I would have been sucking pee off the floor! She regained her senses and stopped just before my nose made splashdown! She knew better to show me the poop, being a poop eater does have it’s advantages! Like I said, we’re all a little on edge! What little respect I had for the little hippie girl has been completely wiped out! This past weekend, one of her principals from school showed up at the house, not only did he stop by, but he brought his whole family! What kind of trouble did the hippie get herself into to have the principal come to the house and bring his family with him? Found stash? Tied herself to a flagpole? Put daisies in a soldiers rifle? It must have been big! Part of the punishment included the principal’s four boys treating me and the bag of wrinkles like Gumby dolls! Of course, some good old fashioned eye poking was included with the limb pulling. Mom calls me a bad girl? Not only did the wrinkle freak and I get worked over, mom and dad had to make dinner for the whole bunch! You should have seen the hippie, asking people if they were done eating, collecting plates, acting like she had manners! My first thought, when she was asking people if they were done eating? She has the munchies! She’s going to lick the plates clean! But no, she took them right to the dishwasher. So, as you can see, I’m just a nervous wreck! I will try to write more often, gotta go, my tail has either developed it’s own personality, or, a certain pest is pulling it across the floor!