Do I ever have a spring in my step! Both kids are back in school, dad’s at work, the furball is traumatized hiding under the couch from yesterday’s humiliation, which leaves the whole house for me and mom! I really think we need to use this time to do some bonding, some real girl time. Who knows, maybe we’ll have a pillow fight, do some swimming, or just have a good cry while watching Oprah. All I know, I have eight months of just me and mom! Of course, I do have some business to tend to. I still need to get the pit bull over here to take care of furball, I need to get revenge on those little lap dancers from down the street and finally, I have to get this rabbit poop monkey (sorry PETA, if it makes you feel any better, the poop monkey is invisible) off my back! Mom would probably argue with my priorities, she’d probably say I need to get myself clean, stop smelling like Frito’s, get a little dental work. Dad’s all kind of messed up, he never came through on giving me those chops, instead he’s now talking about taking me on vacation, “a ride to the farm” is what he said. I wish he would just make up his mind. Anyway, not much going on today, gotta go!