Things aren’t going as planned today. First of all, the pit bull is still really upset I stood him up. He also said something about turning over a new leaf and giving up the bad boy image. I asked him if he could just do me this one little favor, I mean really, how hard would it be to come over and scare furball? The mongrel is afraid of his own shadow, can you imagine if the pit bull came over and got all Naomi Campbell on him! I’m sure he wouldn’t be sticking his tongue out at me anymore! He might be swallowing his tongue, but not sticking it out! Besides, dad said I’m one in a million, the pit bull just doesn’t know what he’s missing! The girl they call Summer, you know, the one who stole my place at vacation bible school, is coming home from the float trip today, I’m sure she’ll be greeted like some conquering hero. I can just see the furball now, jumping up and down, running around the house acting like he just won best in show at Westminster! Like that could happen, did I mention he’s a half breed, not a pure breed such as myself? Oh well, gotta go.