Teeth jutting out! Curses! Apparently, the drops I felt falling on my head while under the rabbit hutch wasn’t rain! Those little double crossing bunnies enticed me under their hutch with their nuggets of deliciousness, only to pee on my parade! This is why mom thought I was rotting from the inside out! According to dad, rabbit pee really, really stinks! I thought it was weird it rained every time I got under the hutch to get a fix. I feel skankier than a Kardashian after an all nighter in an NFL locker room! I cannot believe I let my love for bunny poop distort my judgment so much! I better get that video from Furball, the one where I couldn’t help myself and broke out into song under the hutch. Rain drops keep falling on my head… If he posts that on You Tube, my singing career could be over! To add to my humiliation, mom came home with a bottle of shampoo called “For Smelly Dogs.” I bet she lathered, rinsed, lathered, rinsed so many times my skin wrinkled like one of those Shar Pei freaks! I can just hear those little foo foo dogs down the street laughing, acting like their all high and mighty, with their non peed on heads! After my bath, mom and dad were so happy! It’s amazing how little things, like me not making their home smell like a sack of dirty diapers, make them happy. You know what makes me happy? Rabbit poop! There, I said it again, it’s delicious! Now where’s my umbrella and galoshes.