Something is terribly awry! I’m only five days removed from my visit to the beauty shop, and I already stink and look like Amy Winehouse after an all weekend bender! Dad thinks it’s because I’m eating rabbit poop, mom doesn’t have any idea, she just says I stink like "death!" Well, here it is, I hate to admit it, but the old man is right! I have a problem! It started with just a few pieces of rabbit poop here and there, you know, just to take the edge off. Now, I can’t help myself, I find myself hanging out by the rabbit hutch at all hours. I need help! My name is Princess, and I love rabbit poop! There, I said it, it’s delicious! Who knew it would make your breath stink and your fur look like it was brushed with a blender! On the bright side, it is pretty chic to have a problem. Maybe I can get on a show with Paris and Nicole, I mean really, those little lap dogs didn’t bring anything to the show like I could, the mutts in the purses were kind of boring as well! Gotta run!