It’s the second day of school, so far, mom and I have not bonded at all! If she’s not cleaning the house, she’s telling me how disgusting I smell! If she doesn’t watch it, I could get a complex. No, I’m just joking, you have to care to get a complex! To be truthful, I prefer the au natural smell! I’m not sure, but I think I recall a time during my teens, when I did the whole Bohemian thing. A lot of us girls back then were not using deodorant, or, shaving our legs! Besides, who wants to be a foo foo dog like those little uppity pups down the street? They walk around here like they’re some kind of high society, noses all up in the air, all the while they’re tied to the end of a leash! When’s the last time you saw Paris Hilton tethered to a leash? Wait, don’t answer that! Anyway, they eat their food out of a bowl just like me and the furball. Speaking of the furball, it’s day three of him living under the couch. He’s under there crying about how bad his nose and butt hurts! Those little diva’s didn’t even break skin! Can you imagine if the pit bull came over and sunk his teeth into the furball? How I got stuck living in the same house as this flea fur combo is beyond me! I think I’ll text the pit bull a little later, surely, he’s getting tired of his “old lady” by now. Talk about ugly! She has to sneak up on a bowl of water to get a drink! Why she’s so ugly, when she was born the vet slapped her mother! Man, I crack myself up! If I don’t get some rabbit poop soon, I will crack up! Ever since mom and dad had an intervention, the poops harder to find than a sober Kennedy! Not much else going on, smell ya later!