This day has not started out the greatest. The pit bull’s old lady called, apparently, she was looking through his phone and found my texts, thank goodness she didn’t find the pictures I sent! Anyway, she started with the whole "stay away from my man" routine! I was all like "whatever," she was all like "no you didn’t." The call got old after a while, so I hung up on her. I guess I’ll have to find another way to get my revenge on old cry and whine. So after the phone call, mom starts with the "where’s my pretty girl," I figured one of three things; I’m either gonna have to swallow some pills, go to the vet, or, go to the beauty shop. CURSES! It was the beauty shop. Just when I was getting my hair the way I liked it, I have to go and get it cut! Besides, dad was really liking my aroma, he said just last night he had never smelled anything that smelled like me! I bet they’ll put some cheesy ribbons in my ears, try to make me look all foo foo, just so mom and dad can carry on about how cute I am. Well, let me tell you, it’s hard to look foo foo when your bottom teeth are jutting out! Gotta run, I feel a little protest coming on!